What is it with women?

Roadkill · 11-20-2004, 10:55 PM

I don't get it. Today is the first day of deer gun season. I get up at 3:00 am. I go sit in a climbing tree stand 40' up for four hours. Come home take a nap,then go back again this afternoon. Back up a tree 40' up, sit two and a half hours, shoot a 130 lb buck (one shot through the shoulders, 100 yds off hand with a 30-30), load him up, bring him home, hang him up in the garage and go to work on him. Completely dress and clean him, cut him all up, and my wife is not happy cause she has to pack up the meat for the freezer.When I said I was going in the morning, well, I don't guess I am. Probably cause she worked twelve hours at the bakery today. Guess I'll just go coyote hunting instead.

rk

ToggleTop · 11-20-2004, 11:12 PM

RK,

It's the same everywhere. I don't have an answer. You either live with them or without them. I choose to live with ONE!

Good Hunting, just don't fall out of the tree stand.

Jack Lawman · 11-20-2004, 11:35 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />posted by: Roadkill
What is it with women? <hr /></blockquote>Is it folly to answer a rhetorical question?

I'll give it a shot...

The answer is simple. They treat us like dogs.

I don't mean that in a bad way. They feed us, teach us to fetch (milk, bread, diapers), make excuses for us when we mess up in public, beat the crap out of us when we mess up at home, love us when we listen, hate us when we don't, miss us when we run away, beat the crap out of us when we come back, buy us silly clothes that look good but make us itch so we don't wear them, and try to keep us on a short leash until the constant pulling wears them out.

But we gladly tolerate it all because they take care of the puppies and scratch us behind the ear and make our legs shiver.

Jack

jamese · 11-21-2004, 05:29 AM

Jack,
I really like that. The only thing you failed to mention is this thing we call a hobby, and how they just dont understand it's is an investment.

No mater how much I try to explain that buying guns is better than money in the bank, she just doesn't get it.

Thank goodness she doen't know one Luger from another or I would be in real trouble.

Jim

Luke · 11-21-2004, 07:31 AM

My wife of 45 years is fully supportive of my Luger habit (hobby?) and I am grateful.

I look up every morning and say, "Thank You."

Luke

wterrell · 11-21-2004, 09:12 AM

Back to the main gist of the thread: congratulations, rk, on getting the deer!

Most days in our lives are lost in the mists/fog of memory because of the monotony of repetition. Every once in a while a wife will add to the richness of our existence by making our life a living hell, a day, episode, or experience to remember and reminisce upon later. Without that, all our days run together and we may as well not even have lived them. Maybe this deer hunt will stand out.

minigun · 11-22-2004, 04:53 AM

Women just think a little differently that's all. They think you are silly for going out, killing a deer, skinning it, etc. when you can go to the store and buy whatever you need. They just don't understand "the whole concept of this".

Hugh · 11-24-2004, 01:42 AM

I passed up a little 4 pt opening morning. My wifes comment was "huh, you can't eat horns, hunting for a trophy is just an ego thing" You can tell she grew up in a "meat hunting family"! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Frown]" src="frown.gif" />

Roadkill · 11-24-2004, 09:46 AM

Thanks all, just for the sake of useless info, my wife has grown accustomed to my uncivilized ways, not that she likes them, its just that time has weakened her resistance. Her sister was here visiting from Germany. Her facial expressions were a combination of a Hitchcock movie with the up close grimaces of a spaghetti western when she and my wife returned form the mall and I greeted them with a carcass hanging in the garage over a wash tub full of blood and guts and me up to my elbows in same with a skinning knife remmoving deer internals. In her favor though, once I'd removed meat, cleaned it up, and brought to the house in several large basins she did help wrap it up so I could finish it all up the next day. Most likely will head out later today when it stops raining. I scouted a couple of excellent areas yesterday.

rk

Ron Smith · 11-24-2004, 09:47 AM

When in the past, I have come home dejected because I missed a nice Buck. My Wife gives me a side glance and says "Well Yeah, if you would have hit it, you would'nt be able to go again tomorrow." I think she's got me figured out.
My saving grace is that she loves Grouse. As long as I come back with 2 or 3 each trip. She's happy.

Jack, That's a great analogy.

Strider · 11-24-2004, 10:37 AM

I am lucky I have a some what understanding wife. She does not mind the Luger or the forum. She says it is great that I have a hobby. Unfortunately she does keep a close eye on what I would like to buy. Something to do with the budget or some nonsense like that.

Anyway, she does like the hunting. The cow elk we got this year changed her mind on that.

Sorry Hugh, I have to agree with your wife. You can not eat the horns and all they do is get in the way. They look pretty though. I am just glad I do not have to dust them. <img border="0" alt="[hiha]" title="" src="graemlins/roflmao.gif" />

Sid.

Thor · 11-24-2004, 01:30 PM

I found a real keeper. Here are the positives:
1. She supports and loves me
2. She takes very good care of my two girls and I.
3. She helps me with the Children's Ministry at our church.
4. She loves to shoot, competed next to me in some couples Bowling pin competitions (we won several of these) She was shooting a 40 Cal S&W Berretta 96.
5. She HAS HUNTED Pronghorn Antelope with a 25-06
(she missed but it was her "coaches.....gulp" fault in range determination).
6. She has purchased a Luger before.
7. She shares my love for spicy food.
8. She helps me in our restoration business.
9. She puts up with me.
10. She keeps me warm.
11. She has found me untrainable but loves me anyway.
12. She is a born again Christian.
13. On a Thanksgiving note, she eats my food, lol.

"...It is not good that the man should be alone;I will make him a helper fit for him." Genesis 2:18

I dont deserve her but I guess the good Lord had pity on me due to my other horrible marriages, I was paroled early and got a real treasure too! I finally got the one that was "fit" for me!!

Thor · 11-24-2004, 01:33 PM

Roadkill, I just LOVED your last post! It was priceless!

11-20-2004, 10:55 PM	#1
Roadkill User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 1,632 Thanks: 1 Thanked 28 Times in 17 Posts	What is it with women? I don't get it. Today is the first day of deer gun season. I get up at 3:00 am. I go sit in a climbing tree stand 40' up for four hours. Come home take a nap,then go back again this afternoon. Back up a tree 40' up, sit two and a half hours, shoot a 130 lb buck (one shot through the shoulders, 100 yds off hand with a 30-30), load him up, bring him home, hang him up in the garage and go to work on him. Completely dress and clean him, cut him all up, and my wife is not happy cause she has to pack up the meat for the freezer.When I said I was going in the morning, well, I don't guess I am. Probably cause she worked twelve hours at the bakery today. Guess I'll just go coyote hunting instead. rk

11-20-2004, 11:12 PM	#2
ToggleTop User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: TN Posts: 297 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	RK, It's the same everywhere. I don't have an answer. You either live with them or without them. I choose to live with ONE! Good Hunting, just don't fall out of the tree stand. __________________ *********************** ToggleTop************* JustHappenToLoveLugers *************************

11-20-2004, 11:35 PM	#3
Jack Lawman User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Near NYC Posts: 428 Thanks: 30 Thanked 64 Times in 37 Posts	</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,Geneva">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,Geneva">posted by: Roadkill What is it with women? </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,Geneva">Is it folly to answer a rhetorical question? I'll give it a shot... The answer is simple. They treat us like dogs. I don't mean that in a bad way. They feed us, teach us to fetch (milk, bread, diapers), make excuses for us when we mess up in public, beat the crap out of us when we mess up at home, love us when we listen, hate us when we don't, miss us when we run away, beat the crap out of us when we come back, buy us silly clothes that look good but make us itch so we don't wear them, and try to keep us on a short leash until the constant pulling wears them out. But we gladly tolerate it all because they take care of the puppies and scratch us behind the ear and make our legs shiver. Jack __________________ Why do you guys hate black circles so much?

11-21-2004, 05:29 AM	#4
jamese User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: South Florida Posts: 789 Thanks: 0 Thanked 84 Times in 34 Posts	Jack, I really like that. The only thing you failed to mention is this thing we call a hobby, and how they just dont understand it's is an investment. No mater how much I try to explain that buying guns is better than money in the bank, she just doesn't get it. Thank goodness she doen't know one Luger from another or I would be in real trouble. Jim __________________ The "truth" is a matter of Perception

11-21-2004, 07:31 AM	#5
Luke User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: NC - USA Posts: 1,239 Thanks: 0 Thanked 18 Times in 6 Posts	My wife of 45 years is fully supportive of my Luger habit (hobby?) and I am grateful. I look up every morning and say, "Thank You." Luke __________________ "Peace, if possible; truth, at any cost." . . . Martin Luther

11-21-2004, 09:12 AM	#6
wterrell User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Colorado Posts: 1,096 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Back to the main gist of the thread: congratulations, rk, on getting the deer! Most days in our lives are lost in the mists/fog of memory because of the monotony of repetition. Every once in a while a wife will add to the richness of our existence by making our life a living hell, a day, episode, or experience to remember and reminisce upon later. Without that, all our days run together and we may as well not even have lived them. Maybe this deer hunt will stand out. __________________ Noli me vocare, ego te vocabo, wes --------------------

11-22-2004, 04:53 AM	#7
minigun User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 424 Thanks: 15 Thanked 19 Times in 14 Posts	Women just think a little differently that's all. They think you are silly for going out, killing a deer, skinning it, etc. when you can go to the store and buy whatever you need. They just don't understand "the whole concept of this".

11-24-2004, 01:42 AM	#8
Hugh RIP Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Southeast Texas Swamp Posts: 2,460 Thanks: 2 Thanked 165 Times in 64 Posts	I passed up a little 4 pt opening morning. My wifes comment was "huh, you can't eat horns, hunting for a trophy is just an ego thing" You can tell she grew up in a "meat hunting family"! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Frown]" src="frown.gif" /> __________________ *TRUMP FOR PREZ IN '20!*

11-24-2004, 09:46 AM	#9
Roadkill User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 1,632 Thanks: 1 Thanked 28 Times in 17 Posts	Thanks all, just for the sake of useless info, my wife has grown accustomed to my uncivilized ways, not that she likes them, its just that time has weakened her resistance. Her sister was here visiting from Germany. Her facial expressions were a combination of a Hitchcock movie with the up close grimaces of a spaghetti western when she and my wife returned form the mall and I greeted them with a carcass hanging in the garage over a wash tub full of blood and guts and me up to my elbows in same with a skinning knife remmoving deer internals. In her favor though, once I'd removed meat, cleaned it up, and brought to the house in several large basins she did help wrap it up so I could finish it all up the next day. Most likely will head out later today when it stops raining. I scouted a couple of excellent areas yesterday. rk

11-24-2004, 09:47 AM	#10
Ron Smith User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Orygun Posts: 4,243 Thanks: 118 Thanked 245 Times in 150 Posts	When in the past, I have come home dejected because I missed a nice Buck. My Wife gives me a side glance and says "Well Yeah, if you would have hit it, you would'nt be able to go again tomorrow." I think she's got me figured out. My saving grace is that she loves Grouse. As long as I come back with 2 or 3 each trip. She's happy. Jack, That's a great analogy. __________________ I Still Need DWM side plate #49... if anyone runs across a nice one. What ~Rudyard Kipling~ said...

11-24-2004, 10:37 AM	#11
Strider User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Albuquerque, New Mexico Posts: 256 Thanks: 26 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	I am lucky I have a some what understanding wife. She does not mind the Luger or the forum. She says it is great that I have a hobby. Unfortunately she does keep a close eye on what I would like to buy. Something to do with the budget or some nonsense like that. Anyway, she does like the hunting. The cow elk we got this year changed her mind on that. Sorry Hugh, I have to agree with your wife. You can not eat the horns and all they do is get in the way. They look pretty though. I am just glad I do not have to dust them. <img border="0" alt="[hiha]" title="" src="graemlins/roflmao.gif" /> Sid. __________________ Sid. Patience is a bitter plant, but it has sweet fruit. ~German Proverb If it is made before 1930 ..........It is a prototype.

11-24-2004, 01:30 PM	#12
Thor User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Rio Rancho, New Mexico Posts: 4,583 Thanks: 958 Thanked 970 Times in 276 Posts	I found a real keeper. Here are the positives: 1. She supports and loves me 2. She takes very good care of my two girls and I. 3. She helps me with the Children's Ministry at our church. 4. She loves to shoot, competed next to me in some couples Bowling pin competitions (we won several of these) She was shooting a 40 Cal S&W Berretta 96. 5. She HAS HUNTED Pronghorn Antelope with a 25-06 (she missed but it was her "coaches.....gulp" fault in range determination). 6. She has purchased a Luger before. 7. She shares my love for spicy food. 8. She helps me in our restoration business. 9. She puts up with me. 10. She keeps me warm. 11. She has found me untrainable but loves me anyway. 12. She is a born again Christian. 13. On a Thanksgiving note, she eats my food, lol. "...It is not good that the man should be alone;I will make him a helper fit for him." Genesis 2:18 I dont deserve her but I guess the good Lord had pity on me due to my other horrible marriages, I was paroled early and got a real treasure too! I finally got the one that was "fit" for me!! __________________ Thor's Luger Clinic http://members.rennlist.com/lugerman/ Ted Green (Thor Yaller Boots) 725 Western Hills Dr SE, Rio Rancho, NM 87124 915-526-8925 Email [email protected] ----------------------------------- John3:3 Jesus answered and said to him, "Most assuredly, I say to you, unless one is born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God."

11-24-2004, 01:33 PM	#13
Thor User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Rio Rancho, New Mexico Posts: 4,583 Thanks: 958 Thanked 970 Times in 276 Posts	Roadkill, I just LOVED your last post! It was priceless! __________________ Thor's Luger Clinic http://members.rennlist.com/lugerman/ Ted Green (Thor Yaller Boots) 725 Western Hills Dr SE, Rio Rancho, NM 87124 915-526-8925 Email [email protected] ----------------------------------- John3:3 Jesus answered and said to him, "Most assuredly, I say to you, unless one is born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God."