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Unread 10-22-2020, 09:22 PM   #1
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Monday -
Wife: I’ve been cleaning out my closet and going to donate some clothing.

Husband: Why not just throw them away, it’s easier?

Wife: Because there are a lot of needy and starving people people who could use my clothing.

Husband: Honey, anyone who could wear your clothing isn’t starving.

Wednesday -
Update: Husband is recovering nicely at the hospital.
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Unread 10-23-2020, 12:26 AM   #2
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Very funny Tom, I should tell that joke to my wife. Maybe not.
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If I told that to my wife, she'd laugh..as the frying pan flew by my head.

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My wife probably would say look in the mirror.
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Unread 11-05-2020, 10:08 AM   #5
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Man works from sun up to sun down,
Woman's work is never done....
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And then he died.
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At least you did,t say they were to large!!!
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